Dear Ann Landers,
t's obvious you don't have a son or you could never have printed such a stupid answer to "Daughter-in-Law." I'd like to respond to that self

Dear Daughter-in-Law,
You seem to have a lot to say about what a rotten job I did raising my son. Why didn't you write "Dear Mom and Dad"? The boy did have a father, you know. Or do you think the stork brought him? Girls like you make me sick. You have quite a load of anger for "lousy mothers." Do you honestly believe there are no "lousy children"? Since you've made it clear that I did such a miserable job on your husband, please don't ask me to babysit with your children anymore. I'd hate to have a hand in ruining them, too. -You Know Who I Am Dear You Know Who: You can't say I didn't give you equal time. If your daughter-in-law recognizes herself, you haven't heard the last of this. And neither have I.