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Dear Ann Landers,
This letter is no gag. I look like Paul Newman, and it is ruining my life. I'm thirty years old, happily married, and the father of three children. I'm a steady churchャgoer. The girl who runs the elevator in this building takes me down to the basement, pushes the stop button, and tries to get friendly. The baby-sitter keeps asking me to kiss her good night when I drive her home because I am so "mature" and she is sick of high-school boys. When I stop at a lunch counter, women come over and ask for my autograph. I tell them they are mistaken, but they sit down and want to get acquainted. Yesterday my wife saw me having a cup of coffee with a beautiful young girl from the office who has been making a pest of herself lately. I may be in a little trouble at home. Please give me some help.--Case of Mistaken Identity

Dear Case,
Why don't you arm yourself with a whip and a chair--or wear goggles and a fright wig? A thirty-year-old man who doesn't want to get mixed up with dames knows how to steer clear without any help from me, so put that show on the road, Dad.



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HOOSIE's Comment
Oh my what a problem, I have a idea stop showering this should help.

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My husband looks just like George Clooney and it is a hoot!! Only diffference is that my husband is taller at 6'2". Just let it be known that while you find it flattering you are happily married.

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To "Kurtiis: Tae your stupid comment to your Facebook page where we don't have to see it in Ann Landers advice column. Your "Dr. Odunga" is as false as you are and I hope your marriage falls apart again. Idiots! You will believe anything...
 
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