Dear Ann Landers,
everal weeks ago my boyfriend Dale asked if he could dress up in my clothes just for the fun of it. I thought he was joking, but when he showed me the wig he had bought for himself I knew he was serious. When Dale dressed up and put on makeup, he looked like a very pretty girl. I couldn't get over it. He said it would be a great gag to take a walk and see if any fellows made passes at us. I was curious to find out if he could get away with it so I agreed. I know this sounds crazy, Ann, but Dale got more whistles than I did- and he loved it. He is not a homosexual. We have a very good sex life. He is normal in every way. This business of dressing like a girl is just for kicks. I'd like to marry Dale but this small detail bothers me. Please set my mind at ease.-Rosie

Dear Rosie,
Dale is a transvestite. This does not mean he's a homosexual, but it is a deviation, nonetheless. If you want to marry a man who enjoys wearing your clothes and getting passes from men, go ahead. Normal it isn't, lady.