Dear Ann Landers,
any men enjoy dressing up in women's clothing. I, for one, can tell you it's a real kick in the head. Here's how I discovered how much fun it could be. Several years ago my wife and I went to a "Switch Sex Ball" at our country club. My wife wore our oldest son's suit. I wore one of her made-over evening dresses, her wig and white fox stole. My wife did my makeup (false eyelashes and the works), and she even painted my fingernails. I won first prize as the "Fooler Female." I enjoyed the outfit so much I decided to wear it again several nights later when the two of us took a weekend vacation. We posed as two women friends and no one batted an eye. Now I have several "fooler" outfits, and whenever we are out of town we enjoy a few evenings out as "women." This may seem strange, but I assure you I am perfectly normal. These little masquerade parties are simply our way of having fun.-All Man

Dear Man,
Yup. You're all normal-all you guys who like to dress up in women's clothes. And if anyone says otherwise, just hit 'em with your purse, dearie.