Dear Ann Landers,
y wife and I have been married 20 years. We have two sweet children and consider ourselves very fortunate. Our WAKE nr AN!) SMELL IH E C IIF F E E! b 7 problem is one we cannot discuss with our minister. It is very impor-tant that we have an answer and can think of no one better qualified than Ann Landers. My wife believes that sex anywhere but in the bedroom is sinful ac-cording to the Bible. I say a change of setting can add extra pleasure and so long as there is complete privacy it is perfectly moral. The place I have in mind is the car. We have a garage with a sturdy lock on the door. No one could possibly get in. We are good Christians and want to know what the Bible says about this. Can you contact a religious scholar? -Strictly Confidential in Kentucky

Dear Strictly,
Since the Bible predates the automobile by a couple thousand years, there is no point in bothering a Christian scholar. If you will settle for my opinion, here it is: It's perfectly all right for a married couple to make love anywhere they choose, provided it is private, safe and reasonably comfortable.