Dear Ann Landers,
was very much interested in the letter from the man who described himself as twenty-nine, good- looking, and an engaging conversationalist. He wanted to make himself available as an escort (to quality women only) for thirty dollars an evening plus expenses. No doubt you have received a tremendous response from women who are inter-ested in acquiring his services. As a matter of fact, I'll bet the gentleman can't possibly accommodate them all. So, Ann, I would like to take the overflow, for twenty dollars an evening, plus expenses. I don't want to brag, but I have often been 87 mistaken for Dean Martin. I, too, have a new car and well-cut clothes. The other fellow emphasized his intellectual qualities. I am more the physical type. I play a fine game of tennis and badminton, enjoy swimming and dancing. I would, of course, be willing to cut you in for putting my letter in the paper and forwarding the names of the lonesome ladies. Thank you.- R.D. No. 2

Dear R.D.,
Don't stand on one foot waiting for the names of the lonesome ladies, Buddy Boy. This isn't that kind of a column.