Dear Ann Landers,
I ran across this article in the Denver Post and thought you might like it for your stupid-crook collection. -- J.T., Evergreen, Colo.

Dear J.T.,
Thanks for your contribution. Here's the story: A sheriff's deputy found a bank robber's note in a dry-cleaning customer's pants pocket. The note read, "Put the money in the bag and don't say a word, or I will kill you." The note was traced to one of three suspects in the robbery of a local bank and nailed the case.