Dear Ann Landers,
would like to comment on the letters from those men(?) who are lounging around in their wives' dresses, wearing bloomers, nylons, and high heels, and yet they have the nerve to say they do it for kicks and that they are perfectly normal. Many of those nuts said they were married and have children. So what? Marriage and children are not proof of normalcy. Queers often marry to gain re-spectability and put up a smoke screen. Men who get their kicks dressing up in women's clothes are not normal, and it baffles me how a smart woman like you can be taken in by such rubbish. Don't you know they are homosexuals? If you don't know it you have no business being a human relations counselor. I hope you will set the record straight once and for all.-No Curly cues

Dear Curly,
I didn't say they were normal. They said they were normal. I am well aware that something is off-kilter when a man gets a charge out of wearing his wife's underwear. And since you want to keep the record straight, you are wrong when you make the flat statement that these men are homo-sexuals. Most of them are not. They are most likely trans-vestites. Any good unabridged dictionary explains the difference.