Dear Ann Landers,
was shocked to read the letter from the wife who wanted her husband to sleep with a bicycle horn strapped around his head, so that when he lay on his back and snored the horn would blow and wake him up. Maybe I'm crazy but the sound of my husband snoring is the sweetest music in all the world. When I hear that familiar snore I know he's at home where he belongs-and all is well. Not only do I love to hear him snore but I love to look at his face when he's asleep. You know, Ann, men are a lot like little boys, and when they sleep their hair is all tousled, and their faces are angelic and innocent. When my husband is asleep he looks so much like our 5-year-old son that it tickles me. Of course I'd never let him know, so please don't give me away by printing my initials or the name of my city. Just call me. HUSBAND WATCHER

DEAR WATCHER,
Only a lady in There's a lot of "little boy" in every love could write such a warm and man, and the woman smart enough to sweet letter. How lucky-for both of understand this usually has a solid you! marriage. You've got it taped, Honey.