Dear Ann Landers,
had to smile when I read the letter from the secretary whose boss couldn't keep his hands to him-self. She said his "fatherly" pats had become bold pinches and squeezes, and she wanted your advice on how to keep him in line without jeopardizing her job. It so happens that I am a boss, and my problem is a secretary who won't keep her hands off me. I am fifty-nine and no handsome lover-type. My secre-tary is twenty-nine and extremely attractive. She is also very competent and knows this office from top to bottom. If I fired her, it would take months to train a new girl. This pawing has 103 been going on for nine years. Please tell me what to do. I am in urgent need of an answer.-Also Upacrick