Dear Ann Landers,
have a friend who is a genius when it comes to chiseling small amounts. Whenever we get on a bus she says, Put in my fare, Minnie. I haven't got change. I'll get it next time. When we go for coffee breaks I get stuck at least twice a week. Yesterday she asked me to pick up her watch at the jeweler's, neglecting to mention I'd have to pay $2.50 to get the watch out. I don't want to be petty, but I can't afford these small nicks. Help!-Minnie The Mooched On

Dear Min,
No vocal chords, Minnie? Moochers must be dealt with in a skillful manner. Don't let her outfumble you. Develop an impediment in your reach. When you have coffee together don't be bashful about saying, "It's your turn. I got it yesterday." When she asks you to pick up items which have been repaired, you should assume they must be bailed out. Tell her, "Sorry, I can't afford it. Things are tough all over."