Dear Ann Landers,
1. Women marry men for one thing only-so they won't have to get up in the morning and go to work. 2. All politicians are crooks. 3. Income tax is unconstitutional because the government is spending money on a war that is undeclared. 4. People get warts from toads. Psychiatry is a racket. What most kids need is a belt across the mouth, not analysis. Do you get the idea, Ann? I hope so. Please see what you can do about that spaceship to the moon. Thank you.-Married To A Nut