Dear Ann Landers,
have a suggestion for that man in Oklahoma who wanted to be buried in his 1937 Dodge. You said if he could get the OK from the cemetery, you saw nothing wrong with it. And then you reminded him that he might need three or even four plots. Why doesn't he have himself cremated and put in the ashtray? Then he could have a crusher (which is used to compress old cars into scrap metal) reduce the size of his car to a neat little block. He would need only one plot, and save a good bit of money.