Dear Ann Landers,
My sister has been after me for several years to make a will. I hate even to think about where I want my money and possessions to go after I die. This may sound crazy, but I have six large gold crowns in my mouth and I know they are worth a lot of money. I firmly believe there will be a resurrection and it will come sooner than most people think. I want to be ready. If I leave the gold crowns to a relative, I would then need to have the crowns replaced after I am resurrected. Dentistry may be a lot more expensive by the time I rise again. Also, the waiting period to get an appointment might be even worse than it is now. I wouldn't dream of discussing this problem with anyone I know, but it weighs heavily on my mind. You are the only one I can go to for help without looking like a fool. Please guide me.

Dear Head,
Since you are certain you will be needing your teeth for your return to Earth, my advice is keep them in your mouth and out of your will. The decision is sure to take a load off your mind.