Dear Ann Landers,
I am writing this letter on my honey-moon. Ev and I checked into this motel after a beautiful church wedding. Ev looked around the room for the TV, and when he didn't see one he went to the room clerk. He was told that some of the TV sets were being repaired and there was a shortage. Ev said, You advertise a TV set in every room and I want one. The room clerk replied, I figured honeymooners would miss TV less than other folks, but maybe I was wrong in your case. Ev reached over to hit him and one of the bellboys pulled him off. I pleaded with Ev to come to the room so I could talk to him. He said, No, I'm going to sit in this lobby until I get a TV set. Ev sat in the lobby until 3:30 a.m. and I cried all night. What do I do now?-Untouched Bride

Dear Bride,
As I said in my telegram, if Ev is still sitting in the lobby when this message arrives, take a train, plane, or bus and go home. The groom needs professional help. He used the TV gambit as an excuse to avoid the role of a husband. If Ev refuses to get the help he needs, speak to your clergyman and a lawyer about an annulment.