Dear Ann Landers,
Since you seem to be an authority on the sub-ject, will you please attempt to categorize the various degrees of intox-ication? People need to know when they are slipping from one category to another. -Huntsville, Ala.

Dear Hunt,
I'm not sure it is possible to classify the various stages of intoxication, but I found a reference that might be helpful. It ap-peared in a periodical of the Office of Health Economics in England. Here it is: Dizzy and delightful. Drunk and disorderly. Dead drunk. Dead.