Dear Ann Landers,
My husband is forty. We have three children. Every evening my husband races the kids to the bathtub and uses all the hot water. I wouldn't swear to it, but I think he also floats the baby's rubber duck. When the kids take their baths, I have to heat water on the stove and carry it upstairs. I have asked my husband to be more considerate but he just sits there and sulks. Have you a solution?-Water-logged

Dear Logged,
You need a larger water heater, and you need it now. A forty-year-old man who is still playing with a rubber duck is not likely to approach this problem in a mature manner, so work it out alone.