Dear Ann Landers,
I'm not on my deathbed, but I'm getting on in years and I realize I don't have too many left. I beg of you not to think I'm crazy or that I'm putting you on. My question is real. I have a modest collection of antique automobiles-nothing great, but a few of my favorites. The car I love best is a 1937 Dodge. It holds so many pleasant memories that whenever I look at that great auto-mobile, it makes me feel good all over. What I want to know is this: Would it be possible for me to be buried in that 1937 Dodge? Instead of a casket I'd like to be sitting at the wheel and lowered into the ground. I can't see where it would hurt anybody. It's just something I want very much. What about it, Ann?

Dear Mus,
If you want to be buried in your 1937 Dodge you'd bet-ter inform your next of kin, a lawyer and a mortician. Also, the ceme-tery people should be informed. Each has its own "constitution." If they agree, you'll need three or four plots to accommodate the Dodge, plus special equipment to lower the car into the ground. If it's what you want I hope you get it.