Dear Ann Landers,
ou have printed several letters from older peo-ple who say they enjoy sex, but not as frequently as they did in their younger years. I am pleased to tell you that such is not the case with me. My wife died a few years ago. I was 67. Several months later, I met an extremely intelligent divorcee with a fantastic figure. We are very close to the same age. I courted her for several months, and we became lovers. On New Year's Eve, 1982, one of us suggested we put a dollar in an envelope each time we became intimate. We agreed to spend the money in 1983 on something foolishly extravagant. (On January 5, there was already $3 in the envelope.) On New Year's Eve, 1983, the envelope contained $174. My partner accused me of shorting the envelope by at least $30.1 considered the accusation a compliment, gave her the entire amount and told her to treat herself to something ridiculous. What does this do to your statis-tics, Annie old girl? -Zippy in Sacramento

Dear Zippy,
It calls for a revision on the upside. Thanks for the input, Romeo.