Dear Ann Landers, "Sign on the door of a curio shop in Hong Kong: Teeth extracted by latest Methodists." I recognized that phrase from a collection I have of similar linguistic follies. It was originally published in The International Educator. Here is the complete list. I hope you and your readers get a laugh out of it. I do, every time I read it.
Hi! It's Margo here. I'd love to know what you think of the letters -- and the answers!
Also, any additional thoughts you might have. Thanks!
Please share your comments below:
Our Reader to Reader Question of the Week:
Dear Readers, , I had a great day. Joe gave me an adorable puppy. He's just 6 weeks old. ... '
Comeback Kid: 'Fred did the same thing for me two years ago. And that puppy grew into the best and biggest dog we've ever had. We named him Brutus. He's so strong. And smart? You wouldn't believe what I've taught him. Just this morning, I was out looking for the paper ... '
And on and on while Victim stands there, her unfinished sentence in shreds, along with her self-esteem. My suggested solution? Suddenly, look at your watch, mutter, 'Ohmigosh, I'm late!' and run for the nearest exit.
I'm sure those 'Comeback Kids' are unaware of how rude they are. Maybe if you tell them, Ann, they will listen. Everyone who reads this knows someone who fits the description. -- Claremont, Calif.
