Dear Ann Landers,
I read recently that you are one of the ten most influential women in the United States. Since you have so much influence will you please see if you can send my husband on the first rocket to the moon? In the twenty-five years we have been married he has not been able to get along with a single person here on earth. Maybe he will find some-body up there that he can have a decent relationship with. 210 Here are some of his pet theories: 1. Women marry men for one thing only-so they won't have to get up in the morning and go to work. 2. All politicians are crooks. 3. Income tax is unconstitutional because the government is spending money on a war that is undeclared. 4. People get warts from toads. Psychiatry is a racket. What most kids need is a belt across the mouth, not analysis. Do you get the idea, Ann? I hope so. Please see what you can do about that spaceship to the moon. Thank you.-Married To A Nut

Dear Married,
Sorry, I don't think they'd take him. He sounds too sick to travel.