Dear Ann Landers,
I have a girl friend who sent for your booklet called Necking and Petting and How Far To Go. The booklet arrived in a plain envelope and your name was not on the outside, which was a big relief to her. She read every word of it. Three months later the poor kid had to get married. Everybody was shocked. What I want to know is, why do you send out booklets that don't do any good?-Vicky

Dear Vicky,
Sorry, dear, my booklets do not carry a guar-antee.