Dear Ann Landers,
Several months ago a friend of mine had a nervous breakdown. When I told my husband about it, he said, What did she have to worry about? She had a beauti-ful home, a nice husband, three swell kids, and no job! Say something, will you? I'm-Frothing.

Dear Froth,
The housewife is either the best-paid or the worst-paid woman in the world, depending on the man she's married to. If her husband is an ignorant, insensitive slob (like yours), she is the worst paid. If he is a thoughtful, under-standing guy (like mine), she's the best paid.