Dear Ann Landers,
a set of false teeth. My husband and I are undecided as to what we should do. I think we should send our guest her teeth and tell her where we found them. Do you agree, Ann Landers? -Incredulous in Stockton

Dear Stockton,
If you value her friendship, resist the temptation. You didn't say where the woman lives, but this column appears al-most everywhere, and if she reads it she'll know you've got her number.