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Dear Ann Landers,
ou have printed several letters from older peo-ple who say they enjoy sex, but not as frequently as they did in their younger years. I am pleased to tell you that such is not the case with me. My wife died a few years ago. I was 67. Several months later, I met an extremely intelligent divorcee with a fantastic figure. We are very close to the same age. I courted her for several months, and we became lovers. On New Year's Eve, 1982, one of us suggested we put a dollar in an envelope each time we became intimate. We agreed to spend the money in 1983 on something foolishly extravagant. (On January 5, there was already $3 in the envelope.) On New Year's Eve, 1983, the envelope contained $174. My partner accused me of shorting the envelope by at least $30.1 considered the 7 8 ANN I AN IIEI1S accusation a compliment, gave her the entire amount and told her to treat herself to something ridiculous. What does this do to your statis-tics, Annie old girl? -Zippy in Sacramento

Dear Zippy,
It calls for a revision on the upside. Thanks for the input, Romeo.



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, whatever they needed I provided. What really hurt my son and I the most was the obituary - we were not mentioned at all. Our friends (mine and hers) were appalled. I was embarrassed and upset for not just me, but for my son-who loved her also. I never been so upset. Her x-husband put his wife and kids and their grandchildren in the obituary, who my girlfriend barely knew. They live an hour away from us. I know its silly to be mad over a little section of the newspaper, but it still hurts. Will time let this devastating loss of her and this article ever go away? I am so angry at this whole situation, its not like we can go and rewrite an obituary notice.

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