Dear Ann Landers,
hen you read my problem, you'll know why I can't ask anyone else. I've been going with this perfecdy lovely woman who is 27 years old, teaches high school English and sings in the church choir. After several months of courting, we decided to have sex. She informed me that in order for her to have complete satisfaction, I must wear my motorcy-cle helmet to bed. I did as she suggested, but it was quite uncomfortable for me. She, however, had a great time. Just how kinky is this? I hope to marry the woman and would not like to carry on this way forever. Can you help me? -Mr. D. in Nevada

Dear Mr. D.,
I'd say it is a bit weird but no crazier than some of the other stuff that shows up in the daily mail. If this pleases your lady, continue for a while, then suggest that she wear the motorcycle helmet. Perhaps when she discovers how uncomfortable it is, she will give up on the idea.