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Dear Ann Landers,
y sister has been after me for several years to make a will. I hate even to think about where I want my money and possessions to go after I die. This may sound crazy, but I have six large gold crowns in my mouth and I know they are worth a lot of money. I firmly believe there will be a resurrection and it will come sooner than most people think. I want to be ready. If I leave the gold crowns to a relative, I would then need to have the crowns replaced after I am resurrected. Dentistry may be a lot more expensive by the time I rise again. Also, the waiting period to get an appointment might be even worse than it is now. I wouldn't dream of discussing this problem with anyone I know, but it weighs heavily on my mind. You are the only one I can go to for help without looking like a fool. Please guide me.
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