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Dear Ann Landers,
have a suggestion for that man in Oklahoma who wanted to be buried in his 1937 Dodge. You said if he could get the OK from the cemetery, you saw nothing wrong with it. And then you reminded him that he might need three or even four plots. Why doesn't he have himself cremated and put in the ashtray? Then he could have a crusher (which is used to compress old cars into scrap metal) reduce the size of his car to a neat little block. He would need only one plot, and save a good bit of money.
Dear Galt,
Here's your letter, for whatever it's worth. I hope the man in Oklahoma sees it. Then he can decide. For more information, contact: Compassionate Friends P.O. Box 3696 Oak Brook, IL 60522-3696 (Support group for parents, siblings, relatives, and friends of a child who dies) Widowed Persons Service 601 E Street NW Washington, DC 20049 (202) 434-2260 National Association for Uniform Services/Society of Military Widows 5535 Hempstead Way Springfield, VA 22151 Psssl! Wanl to Buy a Porsche far $50? Every so often, a letter will arrive that cracks me up. My readers remember these letters and periodically ask me to repeat them. Here are a few of my fa-vorite chucklers:
