- Advice for your Everyday Life
Section: addictions 

Dear Ann Landers,
Here's another story about stupid criminals. This happened to my husband, "Jim," a truck driver. Jim was on the road one day when two police cars pulled him over. The car right behind him also pulled over. The officers said that the car behind him had called in a report that Jim was weaving all over the road. They gave him a breathalyzer test and found he was perfectly sober. Jim suggested they give the driver behind him the same test. They did and discovered he was intoxicated -- twice the legal limit. In fact, he was so drunk, he didn't realize it was (SET ITAL) he (END ITAL) who was weaving all over the road. He actually reported himself! Wouldn't it be nice if more drunk drivers reported themselves? -- His Wife

Dear Wife,
It would indeed, but don't hold your breath waiting. I've never heard of this before and don't expect to hear of it again.

"Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset."
-Ann Landers