Dear Ann Landers,
Here's another one for your "stupid crooks" file. I roared. This appeared in the Newark News. -- C.B., Garwood, N.J.
Thanks for sending it on. Here's the short version, but it's still pretty funny:
A 38-year-old man was arrested and charged with possession of a stolen vehicle. The man called police for assistance after he locked his own car keys in the stolen truck.