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Dear Ann Landers,
Here's another one for your "stupid crooks" file. I roared. This appeared in the Newark News. -- C.B., Garwood, N.J.

Dear C.B.,
Thanks for sending it on. Here's the short version, but it's still pretty funny: A 38-year-old man was arrested and charged with possession of a stolen vehicle. The man called police for assistance after he locked his own car keys in the stolen truck.

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"If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife."
-Ann Landers