- Advice for your Everyday Life

Dear Ann Landers,
Here's another one for your "stupid crooks" file. I roared. This appeared in the Newark News. -- C.B., Garwood, N.J.

Dear C.B.,
Thanks for sending it on. Here's the short version, but it's still pretty funny: A 38-year-old man was arrested and charged with possession of a stolen vehicle. The man called police for assistance after he locked his own car keys in the stolen truck.

"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other."
-Ann Landers